Saturday, 21 March 2009
Anatomy of a Trailer: Management
1. What wild animal did the director of Management catch Jennifer Aniston fucking before she agreed to star in this?
2. Woody Harrelson plays the wacky comic support. Hang on, what year is this?
3. Imagine Angelina watching this trailer with Brad, smirking. 'No, honestly I think it looks good! I mean, it's not gonna win any awards but no, this looks fun, honestly!'
4. If Steve Zahn stalked me, I would buy a gun and shoot him in the face, not let him touch my ass.
5. The film is opening against Angels and Demons. Hey, stop laughing back there!
6. How cheap does this movie look? And not in a cool 'Discovered at Sundance' Indie way but in a 'Hey mum, check out this film I just made at college' kinda way
7. There's a reason why no one hires Steve Zahn anymore. He should have stayed back in 1998 with Morcheeba and Furbies.
9. 'It began with a knock that led to a drink that started a conversation that ended in a proposition' - and winner of most tortuously convoluted tagline of the year is...
9. After Marley And Me, He's Just Not That Into You and this, Jennifer Aniston is rapidly becoming the queen of the plane movie. Watch out Katherine Heigl!
10. Probably a horse.
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This trailer really is bizarre. Everything about it suggests it was shot during the hiatus between seasons 2 and 3 of Friends.
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